***RING RING***
Me- Eternal Boardshop this is Sarah.
Male Voice- Hi, this is Robert with the United States Army, I'd like to talk to you today about recruitment.
Me- Oh, hi Robert. Are you aware you are calling a business?
Robert- Yes. Would you be interested in some information on the United States Army?
Me- No, not really. I think I have all the information I need.
Robert- Would anyone else there be interested? We could set up and appointment.
Me- Robert, we are all addicted to drugs here.
Robert- Hmmm.
Me- We are also all gay.
Robert- Are you being serious?
Me- Yes, Robert. Those are two requirements for this job. I only employ those that meet them.
Robert- Oh, well no problem, this was just a courtesy call.
Me- Oh, really? A courtesy for who? Me?
Robert- Well, you have a nice day ma'am.
***CLICK***
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